In all those articles, none said exactly what Rach said that was soooooo good. I finally found a quote from Rachael's roast in Newsday: "I figured I would actually have the easiest time of anyone," said Food Network star -- and longtime victim of Bourdain's verbal lashings -- Rachael Ray. "I don't have to write jokes. I don't have to write insults. If you ask the man of the hour in the hot seat, my mere existence is clearly insult enough."